No one breaks your heart more than you do by overthinking every goddamn little thing
me, mentally flipping through the various daydream universes i’ve crafted up like records in a crate: hmm, which fantasy shall i indulge in tonight?
me: *crying my eyes out*
someone: are u okay?
me, wiping away my tears pretending like i wasnt just crying: yeah bro im fuckin flexin
someone come feed me poison mushrooms i need to settle down a little